Here are the quotes of the Caliph in Stronghold Crusader 2.
| Action | Quote | Sound |
|---|---|---|
| Added to roster | The Caliph returns. | |
| Removed from roster | Infidel! | |
| Prepares for siege | See how our enemies quiver before the Caliph's mighty army! | |
| Taunt 1 | Kill the infidel! Kill, kill! | |
| Taunt 2 | Attack the Crusader pigs! Burn them all! | |
| Taunt 3 | Take no prisoners, kill them all! | |
| Taunt 4 | Bring me the lord's head on a rusty plate! | |
| Taunt 5 | Today, you die. Attack! | |
| Taunt 6 | What a pathetic pile of stones your castle is! | |
| Taunt 7 | I'll burn your little castle to the ground! | |
| Taunt 8 | This evening, I feed your eyes to my crows! | |
| Finishes castle | Once again, the desert will run with blood! | |
| Deflects player's attack | Perfect! Now, you will feel the very mention of the Caliph name! | |
| Player's buildings are destroyed | Yes! Burn their buildings and kill the livestock as well! | |
| Close to victory | Ahahahahaaha! Hahahaha! Ohh, that felt good! | |
| Defeats player | Another fool out of the way. Now I'm coming for you! | |
| Attack deflected 1 | Argh! Whoever is responsible for that disaster, will not see the light of morning. | |
| Attack deflected 2 | Argh! Next time, I will pluck out your heart! | |
| Attack deflected 3 | Yargh! I will boil your kidneys in molten lead! | |
| Player destroys buildings | Argh! Will no one rid me of this damned invader? | |
| Player closes with an army | Begone from my castle, weakling, you are like an irritating fly, buzzzzz! | |
| Panicking | I am not frightened of you. I will string you up by your toes! | |
| Defeated 1 | Argh! Death will not stop me, I will get you yet. | |
| Defeated 2 | I will have my revenge, it will be painful! | |
| Requires goods | Send me these goods. | |
| Sends goods | Have your goods... | |
| Receives goods | These pitiful goods will suffice for now... | |
| Refuses to supply | Do you think I am stupid? | |
| Agrees to attack | Yes! It is better if the Caliph attacks! | |
| Refuses to attack (casual) | Do your own dirty work. | |
| Refuses to attack (besieged) | I can't possibly attack. | |
| Requests help | These rats are all around me. Send me your finest troops! | |
| Sends help | Yes, you shall have your assistance... | |
| Refuses to help (casual) | You are not worth helping. | |
| Refuses to help (besieged) | Argh, go away and beg for help elsewhere! | |
| Predicts victory as ally | The infidels are weak, they will soon fall before us! | |
| Predicts defeat as ally | You have let me down. The power of the infidels grows stronger by the day! | |
| Kills common enemy | See how our enemies fall before the mighty Caliph! | |
| Player kills common enemy | Let me do the killing in future. | |
| Falls as ally | Without me, you are nothing! |