Here are the quotes of the Sheriff.

Action Quote Sound
Added to roster Ah, revenge.
Sh add player 01
Removed from roster Idiot.
Sh kick player 01
Prepares for siege Another poor fool is about to lose his home.
Sh siege 01
Taunt 1 Oh well, if it isn't the great warrior himself. En garde!
Sh taunt 01
Taunt 2 Are you a man or a mouse? I don't know why I asked the question... Prepare to squeak!
Sh taunt 02
Taunt 3 Your days of glory are at an end. Prepare for a bit of humble pie!
Sh taunt 03
Taunt 4 Long live the future king! Oh, that's me, by the way.
Sh taunt 04
Deflects player's attack Ah, sweet victory. Want to give in now?
Sh vict 01
Player's buildings are destroyed Another glorious triumph from my honourable lads. What do you think?
Sh vict 02
Close to victory Haha, what a player. Try someone simpler next time!
Sh vict 03
Defeats player Another annoying fool gets his ascending orders.
Sh vict 04
Player deflects attack Blast and thunder! You ask for a simple task to be done, and what you get?!
Sh anger 01
Player destroys buildings Hey, that's my castle you're destroying! Go away.
Sh anger 02
Player closes with an army Erm... why don't you go and play with someone else?
Sh nervous 01
Panicking Oh, running out of cash again... Fetch me the tax collector.
Sh nervous 02
Defeated Lost again...
Sh plead 01
Requires goods Ally! Couldn't send me some goods, could you?
Sh req 01
Sends goods My generosity will be the death of me.
Sh sent 01
Receives goods Great! Thanks for the goods.
Sh thanks 01
Refuses to supply I'm the Sheriff, not Father Christmas! Buzz off.
Sh notsent 01
Agrees to attack If I must...
Sh willattack 01
Refuses to attack (casual) No. Do your own dirty work.
Sh noattack 02
Refuses to attack (besieged) Oh, what a great idea! I don't think so.
Sh noattack 01
Requests help Help, I'm surrounded! No really, HELP!
Sh help 01
Sends help I've sent some troops to rescue you. They're my best ones, honest.
Sh helpsent 01
Refuses to help (casual) Need rescuing, do we? Sorry.
Sh nohelp 02
Refuses to help (besieged) Do I look like I can help you?
Sh nohelp 01
Predicts victory as ally Looks like we're about to win ourselves some sand. Fantastic!
Sh team winning 01
Predicts defeat as ally Play a little harder, can't you? Dying is not one of my strong points.
Sh team losing 01
Kills common enemy That's how to do it. Watch and learn!
Sh boast 01
Player kills common enemy Super! You've killed someone.
Sh congrats 01
Falls as ally Oops! Well, I'm off, watch yourself. He'll need it.
Sh ally death 01
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